Everyone knows Florida is the hub for wacky news.

From an ex-boyfriend clinging to a car through speedy I-95 traffic to monstrous gators appearing in odd places, there’s always a wild news story going on in the southernmost state.

Even if you’ve never been a culprit in any of these bizarre incidents, did you know a quick Google search can tell you which Florida man you are? 
Google ‘Florida man’ followed by your birthday — trust me, you want to.

Which Florida man, woman or child could you be? Could it be:

Florida woman bitten by kitten gets $48,512 hospital bill
Florida man’s thirst for Pepsi gets him arrested 
Florida man threatens to kill neighbors with ‘kindness’
Florida woman’s profanity-filled tantrum gets her kicked off JetBlue flight
Video: Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter

Here’s the tweet that started it all:

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

— swervin merv (@g_pratimaaa)March 19, 2019

And here’s the Twitter moment capturing the attention of Florida man fans:

Your new zodiac sign is the headline that comes up when you do a search for "Florida man" and your birthdate.https://t.co/9RPUV0OACF

— Twitter Moments (@TwitterMoments)March 21, 2019

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